Andy Parsons

Please #@!$ off to Mars

wednesday 14 october 2026

£19.00 +bf

doors 7.00pm : show 7.30pm : ends 9.30pm

16 years & over*

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Life is hard. Come and have a laugh about it.

After his nationwide critical-smash sellout 2023/24 Tour, Andy is back with a brand-new show. As seen on Netflix, Amazon Prime, BBC iPlayer, Live At The Apollo, Mock The Week and his 2025 NextUp standup special.

‘Hysterical. Andy Parsons is on fire’ The Mirror

‘Laugh Out Loud Funny’ Sunday Telegraph

• The venue and bar will be open from 6.45pm
• *Proof of age may be requested. The acceptable forms of ID are: Valid passport, a photo driving licence or a proof of age card such as the PASS card from the national Proof of Age Standards Scheme. No refunds will be issued for anyone under the age restriction stated above.

16 and 17 year olds may attend but must leave the venue once the show has ended.

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